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When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be

When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins

When he asks you if you came

When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out

When he tell you he just needs time to get it up

When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper

When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D

When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..

When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry

When she moans she loves you

When he cums in 2.5 seconds

When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut

When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind

When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container

When yo momma talk about you to her friends

When your friends ask for gas money

When a first time weed smoker don’t smoke that blunt right

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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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